Daddy Does Best

brigantes: girls on their periods

brigantes:

girls on their periods

bakeddd: s'mores ice cream cupcakes click here for recipe

bakeddd:

s'mores ice cream cupcakes

• click here for recipe

finallyunfurling: eats-and-treats: Blue Bell Beef Burger_1 by...

finallyunfurling:

eats-and-treats:

Blue Bell Beef Burger_1 by Denis Cleary Photography on Flickr.

HOLY FUCK

neoplastik: ONLY 90'S KIDS WILL GET THIS: crippling debt and ceaseless unemployment

neoplastik:

ONLY 90'S KIDS WILL GET THIS: crippling debt and ceaseless unemployment

Photo

plushieprincess: doctorwho: A bunch of Whovians have a...

plushieprincess:

doctorwho:

A bunch of Whovians have a Kickstarter project to put a TARDIS into orbit.

From their Kickstarter page:

We're sending a TARDIS into space!

November 23, 2013 is the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, and we're extremely excited. So excited, in fact, that we almost don't know what to do… almost. Actually, we know exactly what to do: We've built a replica TARDIS and we're sending it into orbit. Yes, really! We're not talking about sticking a little, plastic TARDIS on top of a model rocket and shooting it really high into the sky (although that would be wicked cool). And we're not going to tie a TARDIS to a weather balloon (which, by the way would also be pretty flippin' awesome). No, we're putting a TARDIS into the payload bay of a real, actual, honest-to-goodness, rocket, and launching it into a Low Earth Orbit.

Low Earth Orbit is where satellites need to be to actually "orbit" the Earth, not just fall back down. So, we're talking about sending this thing, really, really, high… space high. The international space station is in Low Earth Orbit. Seriously. The guys on the International Space Station will be able to look out their windows and say: "Check out that police call box floating by."

WE need to make this happen!

These better be good.

These better be good.

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop....

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said "these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that's why i had to marry a man" i almost died omg

death-by-lulz: katy-withay: I've had an incredibly sucky day,...

death-by-lulz:

katy-withay:

I've had an incredibly sucky day, so enjoy these photos of bunnies.

thatonechick42: ericainchoate: Some days i think fatphobes are...

thatonechick42:

ericainchoate:

Some days i think fatphobes are just jelly. 

LOOK AT ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

I feel like a dick

And I probably came off as one.

But I’m just really awkward and bad with wording things properly.

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes...

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

blackbruise: do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

"Something else is hurting you — that's why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or..."

"Something else is hurting you — that's why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can't think."

- Charles Bukowski  (via iamserendipity)

lotsalipstick: gpoy

lotsalipstick:

gpoy

The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth following.

lagertha-lodbrok: thank

lagertha-lodbrok:

thank

thatfilmdudekalen: If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, text them when...

thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, text them when you're drunk.

malikthirst: sometimes i read messages and i'll be like 'oh i'll reply later' and i actually end up...

malikthirst:

sometimes i read messages and i'll be like 'oh i'll reply later' and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i'm ignoring it's just laziness at it's finest

barley26: iampunkassbetch: love-is-a-science: i-o-u-an-assbutt...

barley26:

iampunkassbetch:

love-is-a-science:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

rybackrulez:

HERES A SEA COW EATIN A WHOLE THING OF DANG LETTUCE 

SEA COW

why is sea cow weird

its a manatee you uneducated fuck

holy shit wait it is. i am sorry man. in dutch, it's literally translated sea cow

that is okay friend it is entirely my fault i did not realise how the word translated i will bake you some sorry muffins and we can forget this whole business ever happened 

thank you, i didn't want you to be mad at me i was really scared for a minute there.

i would never be mad at anyone we are all friends here i have been graciously informed that sea cow is in fact a commonly used term for a manatee so i have learned something new today friends

This is literally the most civil ending to a "you uneducated fuck" comment I have ever seen.

/Applauds

Sorry muffins. Is that how disputes are resolved on tumblr? I like this idea.

Now I want muffins.